Hanford Catfish declared new species

What was once thought a radiation-provoked freak of nature has now been declared a distinct species by the National Academy of Sciences. Says one NAoS spokesman:

"We had previously believed this to be a sterile mutation, but have since discovered that - if the female is absolutely swimming in beer - mating and reproduction are theoretically possible...."


Thanks to KDC for some beautiful PS skills.

Read the story of how this catfish was captured here.